hi, my name is kayla and i can’t leave a working tool alone. i break software for a living; the rest is committed, so technically it’s research.
The AI said impossible. Reddit said only the vendor app could touch the screen. It was one line of modulo.
It was the best of names. It was the worst of names.
Fitbit bought Pebble for parts in 2016 and switched it off. It's been nine years and I'm, if anything, angrier. Then it came back, and I made a noise I'm not proud of.
Claude Code's terminal pet lasted a week before an update deleted him. Mine's a skill: deterministic, decaying, and update-proof.
I have never left a device the way it shipped. Not one. On the compulsion to personalize everything I own, and why stock never lasts.