hi, my name is kayla and i can’t leave a working tool alone. i break software for a living; the rest is committed, so technically it’s research.
A Prime Day impulse keyboard with a tiny screen. Under a week before I reverse-engineered it. No screwdriver, all over USB.
It was the best of names. It was the worst of names.
Fitbit bought Pebble for parts in 2016 and switched it off. It's been nine years and I'm, if anything, angrier. Then it came back, and I made a noise I'm not proud of.
Claude Code's terminal pet lasted a week before an update deleted him. Mine's a skill: deterministic, decaying, and update-proof.
I have never left a device the way it shipped. Not one. On the compulsion to personalize everything I own, and why stock never lasts.